No Sex Please, We’re British

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Written by Anthony Marriot & Alistair Foot. 24-29 September 2018, 7.30pm. Advance £8/£6.50, Door £9/£7.50. This hilarious farce surrounds an assistant bank manager, Peter Hunter, who lives in a flat above his bank with his new bride Frances. When Frances innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware, what comes back is Scandinavian […]

My Cousin Rachel

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Written by Diana Morgan (Based on the novel by Daphne du Maurier). 29 October – 3 November 2018, 7.30pm. Advance £8/£6.50, Door £9/£7.50. Philip Ashley travels to Italy to find his cousin Ambrose has died suddenly and Rachel, Ambrose’s wife, has gone. Philip returns to England convinced Rachel was responsible for Ambrose’s death, hoping to […]

Jack And The Beanstalk

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Written by David Farn. 13-23 December 2018*, 7.15pm, Saturday and Sunday Matinées 2.15pm. Advance £8/£6.50, Door £9/£7.50. Come and join us on our magical pantomime as Jack and his friends journey out to scale new heights and new adventures. Full of action, comedy, song and dance, our ever-popular Pantomime is the perfect way to entertain […]

Mary Mary

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Written by Billy Towers. 23-26 January 2019, 7.30pm – £6.50*. In a part of the East End of London, women are stalked and slain by a murderer who seems to be beyond capture. As each murder is brutally committed, the area is gripped by fear, suspicion and paranoia. One young woman, her world closing in […]

Hobson’s Choice

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Written by Harold Brighouse. 18-23 February 2019, 7.30pm. Advance £8/£6.50, Door £9/£7.50. The youngest daughters of curmudgeonly boot maker Hobson are anxious to marry and have eligible suitors who must wait until eldest daughter, the practical-minded Maggie, is promised in marriage. Maggie however has other plans which include freedom from her father’s tyranny, a business […]

Dial M for Murder

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Written by Frederick Knott. 18-23 March 2019, 7.30pm. Advance £8/£6.50, Door £9/£7.50. Tony Wendice has married his wife, Margot, for her money and now plans to murder her for the same reason. He arranges the perfect murder, blackmails a scoundrel he used to know into strangling her, and arranges a brilliant alibi for himself. Unfortunately… […]

Shakers: (re-stirred)

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Written by John Godber and Jane Thornton. 24-27 April 2019, 7.30pm – £6.50*. In a not-so-chic London bar called Shakers, we meet Carol, Adele, Nicky and Mel, four friends who have taken to waitressing in desperation but who also have wit and resilience enough to never let any of the colourful characters they come across […]

Barefoot in the Park

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Written by Neil Simon. 20-25 May 2019, 7.30pm. Advance £8/£6.50, Door £9/£7.50. Corrie and Paul are newly-weds who have just moved into their cold eerie apartment in New York. Corrie is starry-eyed, Paul less so after staggering up five flights. Their house seems to be populated by unusual people, the most bohemian being Victor whom […]

Emma

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Written by Jane Austen, adapted by Martin Millar and Doon MacKichan. 24-29 June 2019, 7.30pm. Advance £8/£6.50, Door £9/£7.50. A bold, witty and fresh adaptation of Jane Austen’s novel which, while thoroughly modern, retains the spirit and much of the language of the original. It is night and an exhausted Jane Austen sleeps over the […]

Full 2018/19 Programme Announced!

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The Royalty Theatre are back with a packed programme for 2018/19.  We know we’re a little late getting everything together in terms of brochures and website updates – but here’s an update that gives you the full list of everything we have to come.  Tickets are on sale now, and we will begin a packed […]