No Sex Please, We’re British

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Written by Anthony Marriot & Alistair Foot. 24-29 September 2018, 7.30pm. Advance £8/£6.50, Door £9/£7.50. This hilarious farce surrounds an assistant bank manager, Peter Hunter, who lives in a flat above his bank with his new bride Frances. When Frances innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware, what comes back is Scandinavian […]

What The Floyd?

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5 October 2018. Date, 7.30pm – £15*. Using the latest technology, What The Floyd? recreate the sights and sounds of a Pink Floyd concert. Featuring all the hits and some rarities, this show will feature a complete performance of the classic album ‘Dark Side of the Moon’! What the Floyd? have been selling out theatres […]

My Cousin Rachel

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Written by Diana Morgan (Based on the novel by Daphne du Maurier). 29 October – 3 November 2018, 7.30pm. Advance £8/£6.50, Door £9/£7.50. Philip Ashley travels to Italy to find his cousin Ambrose has died suddenly and Rachel, Ambrose’s wife, has gone. Philip returns to England convinced Rachel was responsible for Ambrose’s death, hoping to […]

Joanna Forest – Live

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3 October 2017, 7.45pm – £10. We are excited to welcome Official Number One soprano Joanna Forest to The Royalty Theatre. Joanna’s debut album, Stars Are Rising, was applauded by the national press for its eclectic mix of dramatic arias, cinematic classics and crossover versions of popular gems such as Bowie’s ‘Life on Mars’ and […]

There’s Someone Coming Through

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Written by Lee Stewart. 25-28 July 2018, 7.30pm – £5. Neville Vaughan was a once-respected psychic, but a fall from grace has reduced him to backstreet gigs as he owes the taxman thousands, his ex-wife is taking him to the cleaners, and there’s that whole saga with that Puerto Rican bell boy. In this comedy, […]

Temple

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Written by Steve Waters. 25-28 April 2018, 7.30pm – £6.50 On 15 October 2011. ‘Occupy London’ makes camp outside St Paul’s Cathedral. On the 21st, a building that had kept open through floods, the Blitz and terrorist threats closes its doors. On the 28th, City of London initiates legal action to begin removing them from […]

Five Kinds of Silence

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Written by Shelagh Stephenson. 24-27 January 2018, 7.30pm – £6.50. This highly-acclaimed stage version of the 1996 radio play is the story of a family in which control has become the driving force. Billy, himself abused as a child, has sexually abused his two daughters since their early teens. Now the adult daughters, with the […]

And Then There Were None

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Written by Agatha Christie. 18-23 September 2017, 7.30pm – £8/£6.50. Ten strangers are summoned to a remote island. All that the guests have in common is a wicked past they’re unwilling to reveal and a secret that will seal their fate. For each has been marked for murder. As the weather turns and the group […]

Blue Remembered Hills

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Written by Dennis Potter. 30 October to 4 November 2017, 7.30pm – £8/£6.50. This deceptively simple tale relates the activities of seven English children played by adults on a summer afternoon during World War II. In a woods, a field and a barn, they play, fight, fantasize and swagger. Their aggressions, fears, hostilities and rivalries […]